[十二少]

Interview with Doctor Lam Martin

Interviewer : Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

Doctor Lam Martin: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.


Interviewer : Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

Doctor Lam Martin: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!


Interviewer : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

Doctor Lam Martin: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Interviewer : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?


Doctor Lam Martin: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!

Interviewer : Aren't fried foods bad for you?


Doctor Lam Martin: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Interviewer : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?


Doctor Lam Martin: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Interviewer : Is chocolate bad for me?

Doctor Lam Martin: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!


Interviewer : Is swimming good for your figure?

Doctor Lam Martin: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.


Interviewer : Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

Doctor Lam Martin: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

[DCVlEW2007_]

Interview：12少 粗口爛舌，粗言穢語算唔算係卑鄙無恥呢？

mny：卑鄙就係12少嘅代名詞，無恥就係12少嘅人生，
可以掩飾12少詞窮理拙嘅方言，就係12少嘅母語。

[十二少]

係呀!我hurt到你同你契哥嘅感情嗎?怪俠支那狗就係我所養嘅寵物嘅名字,最無恥就係怪俠支那狗曰日強迫我屌佢老母塊西,我咁粗口都怪你迫我屌你老母嘅時候,你老母成日大叫,屌我,屌我啦,大力d屌,屌爆我呀,噢!你屌死我了.所以我有乜辦法唔粗囗吖

[怪俠]

咁就叫到12少呢隻縮頭龜出黎自暴其醜，表演下下流無恥俾大家欣賞。

[d10c]

食屎兄 怪 TOY 毛 霉 食 屎 狗 俠 又 名 (dcv1ew2007 ...etc)

>>> 縮頭龜出黎自暴其醜


那 那 那

症 冥 你 真 係 痔 舔 痔 掉 的

你 縮 左 入 去

就 當 係 出 左 泥


症 冥 你 縮 左 龜 頭 入 去 滋 後

有 另 1 fucked 天 地

你 痔 GAY 入 面 有 野 玩

[怪俠]

食屎兄，怪俠hurt到你同你契哥12少嘅感情嗎?

[十二少]

我隻寵物怪俠支那狗乖啦!呢返入個狗籠度自己舔自己碌鳩啦!

[十二少]

怪俠支那狗身為我嘅寵物,見到主人同人講緊嘢冇d禮貌搭咀,俾人屌咪抵撚死囉!呢d咪叫做抵屌囉

[十二少]

我隻寵物怪俠支那狗終於聽話乖乖哋舔自己碌鳩鳥！